Jefferson

Pathetic automated message that makes Jacoub K look useful. He is such a bitch and does not reply to my messages. He is the epitomy of failure and a dumb little twat who lives in his mums virtual basement. I despise him, like all of us do, and would not care if urban dictionary removed him. Nice profile picture though.

I used to think i was a pathetic skid mark but then i met jefferson and realised he is so much worse.

by MCAlbinoezzzz November 18, 2019

Jeff

A bewildering type of person. The kind of guy who is absolutely clueless all the time, and asks the dumbest questions.

"You ever seen a dude fuck a sponge?" -Jeff

"How else are you supposed to do it? Do you just kiss the bootyhole?" - Jeff

by dumpylololol December 10, 2019

Jeff

The world's biggest bob.

Jeff is the world's biggest bob.

by Jeffisbob September 27, 2020

jeef's mom

probably fat like her stupid dumb son. What kind of name is jeef anyway like the fuck?

ME: How dumb do you think jeef's mom is?
Everyone except jeef: very.

by YVNG P00T October 21, 2020

Jeff

To be an idiot or a stupid person

Like writing an example so someone will doff there cap

Shut up you jeff

by Grozzy B December 3, 2020

Jefferey

Jefferey is the person you blame when something goes wrong. Jefferey doesn't actually exist. Jefferey is constantly getting fired from his job, but then his boss realizes evey time that they don't have elanyone to blame without them. Jefferey also refers to an old talking cat the would like everyone to call her Jefferey.

JEFFEREY YOUR FIRED!!!*

Make sure to say in a high-pitched voice

by Ahbsgehhrdhheeh January 4, 2021

Jeff Wilson

Alpha with a fat cock

Damn that dudes a jeff wilson on god

by yessir1080 January 11, 2021