Jake Paul

A devastating mental illness that has infected thousands of young kids, and has no cure. Symptoms include: Dabbing on dem haters, thinking you can rap, ruining neighborhoods in Hollywood, attempting to compete with your brother who is a better blogger, and lastly... being an overall cunt.
Doctor: The results came it....... They are positive, you have Jake Paul
Patient: ITS EVERYDAY BRO!
Doctor to parents: This is the worst case I've seen, we are going to have to put him down.
by MarineOne November 14, 2017
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Jake paul

Worst man ever alive. Fakest dude on the internet. Faker than Niki's boobs. NO LIFE
Did you see Jake's new video!
Yeah, then I went to the doctor and he said that video gave me jake cancer. 70% of the people that watch him get this cancer. Jake Paul means that he will give you a type 100000 cancer
by Logang_4_Life_Jake_Paul_Sucks December 06, 2017
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Jake Vaughn

Big dick mother fucker. And you know it because you just read it fool. Now bow your heads and pay your respects.
Jake Vaughn is a man with a sweet sweet beard.
by Beard King January 04, 2014
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Jake webber

"oh jake webber yeah hes daddy'
by jake webbers baby February 01, 2021
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jake gyllenhaal

The sexiest guy alive who was in Donnie Darko and The Day After Tomorrow. He is starring in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead. If any of u r jake fans, then i love u all! and if ur not, then w/e.
Jake Gyllenhaal is way sexier than any other guy in the world!
by Im flipping awesome October 15, 2005
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Jake Pauler

a disgrace to this country; subscribers of Jacob Paul
(gasp) you 're a Jake Pauler!
by Ellxception January 17, 2018
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Jake Page

Some tall guy who will generally annoy the hell out of you 24/7 but for some reason you still hang out with him. Also his beard is a lie.
He looks like an ant and has very dark arm hair, a very pronounced adam's apple, a greasy face, is generally very fond of men, is lanky, has a reseeding hair line, and is the devils spawn.
Alyson: god I don't know why I keep hanging out with Jake Page.....

Marissa: Ya me either......

Alyson: yup..... Also his beard is SUCH a lie !!!

Marissa: he reminds me of an ant!
by A150n November 28, 2011
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