A devastating mental illness that has infected thousands of young kids, and has no cure. Symptoms include: Dabbing on dem haters, thinking you can rap, ruining neighborhoods in Hollywood, attempting to compete with your brother who is a better blogger, and lastly... being an overall cunt.
Doctor: The results came it....... They are positive, you have Jake Paul
Patient: ITS EVERYDAY BRO!
Doctor to parents: This is the worst case I've seen, we are going to have to put him down.
Patient: ITS EVERYDAY BRO!
Doctor to parents: This is the worst case I've seen, we are going to have to put him down.
by MarineOne November 14, 2017
Did you see Jake's new video!
Yeah, then I went to the doctor and he said that video gave me jake cancer. 70% of the people that watch him get this cancer. Jake Paul means that he will give you a type 100000 cancer
Yeah, then I went to the doctor and he said that video gave me jake cancer. 70% of the people that watch him get this cancer. Jake Paul means that he will give you a type 100000 cancer
by Logang_4_Life_Jake_Paul_Sucks December 06, 2017
Big dick mother fucker. And you know it because you just read it fool. Now bow your heads and pay your respects.
by Beard King January 04, 2014
The sexiest guy alive who was in Donnie Darko and The Day After Tomorrow. He is starring in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead. If any of u r jake fans, then i love u all! and if ur not, then w/e.
by Im flipping awesome October 15, 2005
by Ellxception January 17, 2018
Some tall guy who will generally annoy the hell out of you 24/7 but for some reason you still hang out with him. Also his beard is a lie.
He looks like an ant and has very dark arm hair, a very pronounced adam's apple, a greasy face, is generally very fond of men, is lanky, has a reseeding hair line, and is the devils spawn.
He looks like an ant and has very dark arm hair, a very pronounced adam's apple, a greasy face, is generally very fond of men, is lanky, has a reseeding hair line, and is the devils spawn.
Alyson: god I don't know why I keep hanging out with Jake Page.....
Marissa: Ya me either......
Alyson: yup..... Also his beard is SUCH a lie !!!
Marissa: he reminds me of an ant!
Marissa: Ya me either......
Alyson: yup..... Also his beard is SUCH a lie !!!
Marissa: he reminds me of an ant!
by A150n November 28, 2011