covid clap

Having sex over a video call or a video
I covid clapped to skibidi toilet on Youtube
by CthulusCousin May 07, 2024
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Home COVID Test

Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.
My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.
by AnctRome November 26, 2020
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Covid intelligence

Someone who’s well educated on Covid from following YouTube medical professionals.
Sarah knows everything about Covid! She even shares her own medical advice on a YouTube channel. If you want to know how masks really work, watch her episode on masking is stupid.

Don’t listen to her, she’s a real Covidiot that’s lost her mind. She also believes the earth is flat. She lacks any Covid intelligence.
by Maybe so 2222 January 25, 2023
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Covid-🇲🇲

When the double crises of military coup and Covid-19 pandemic could push half of the population of Myanmar, one of Asia’s poorest countries, below the poverty line of $1.10 a day, by completely wiping out the progress the country has made in reducing poverty over the last one and a half decades.
With ongoing protests against the military rule in which thousands of blue- and white-collar workers have gone on strike with the aim of disrupting the economy and unseating the coup leaders, would Burma ever recover from the Covid-🇲🇲 crisis without a people’s revolution to kick the military junta out of the political system?
by Covido May 01, 2021
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Covid Sink

A sink found in a washroom or laundry room. Common use of the sink includes washing COVID germs from your epidermis prior to entering the sanitized clean room of a home. Typically resembles a utility sink, but not to be confused as the COVID sink has magical antibacterial properties. Should be surrounded by hand sanitizer, Clorox wipes, and Lysol spray.
Welcome to our home, please wash the germs from your person in our COVID sink.
by rlyjames December 29, 2021
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matrix COVID

What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.

Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.
The black puddle on the floor reminds Sophia that if she touches it, she will get Matrix COVID
by Bambianca December 25, 2021
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Covidable

Having the ability to catch covid due to a lack of commonsense in normal daily activities.
The man was deemed covidable because he wore fury flops to walmart.
by wordenterer September 01, 2020
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