holds your asparagus

as in hold your horses , wait a minute O.O

SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND

"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020

hold weight for it

another word for patience

hold weight for it.. dinner almost done

by LodoLeeLLMNMNBVBLMKBHJV ,. KJG May 1, 2021

Holding up 4's

Means you're either really gay or you're absolutely obsessed with me

Botta go stare at that ass! Holding up 4's

by My Left Nut<3 May 7, 2022

holding up L

means you're madly obsessed wit rih 💗

for example, if trenton is holding up L he is obsessed with rih.

by holding up L June 2, 2023

the german hold

a pressure point exploited by the germans while transporting prisioners in ww2. The german hold is exicuted by simultaniously pulling someone's ear with the thumb and forefinger while simultanoiusly driving another digit into the space were someones ear and jaw meet. It is known for causing extream pain in those who incorrectly try to excape, forcing them to move with the person exicuting the hold.

The german hold hurts like hell. I used it on my brother once to get him out of my room.
This movie was used to force many people into their "quarters" during ww2

by rtb567 February 17, 2008

.9.Hold Mah Beef.9.

.9.Hold Mah Beef.9.

.9.Hold Mah Beef.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025

"Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold

Refers to da substitute-for-grumbling-at-a delay vocal action dat you engage in while unexpectedly/unavoidably having to wait for something basic or mundane to occur, such as for equipment to warm up, someone to answer da phone, a web-page to load on an internet-computer, etc. Great for when you're either babysitting children (for whom soft singing is often an effectively-calming/soothing way of "placating them for a few" till a desired action/event can happen) or presently have one or more adult-colleagues there who need certain actions and/or information-locating performed on their behalf, and so you are sympathetically showing them dat you hate having to be held up, as well, just da same as they do.

Everyone loves da catchy "Alex Trebek waiting for da contestants to think of an answer" melody, so performing a round of "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold can work wonders to make everyone feel less grumpy/impatient at having to take a little longer than normal for something they want to happen.

by QuacksO December 16, 2023