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Canada's History

This starts out with 4 guys and 1 woman sitting on a couch. Guy #1 starts out by peeing on the girl while she cuts her own left pinkie off with a dull bladed knife. Guy #2 starts blowing Guy #1 while Guy #3 and Guy #4 start kissing in a very gay way. The woman defecates on the floor and throws it at Guys #3 & #4. Guy #1 then punches the woman and they all leave.
Guy 1: Dude, I did a Canada's History last night.

Guy 2: I know... I WAS THERE!
by Murdock February 4, 2010
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Some useless shit we wouldn't need it for our careers, but some useful shit to kill someone mentally😍✨
A student: Hey, are you alright? You look so sad...
The classmate: I have history class later... 😭😭😭 I'm dead inside now...
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History is what has happened and what is tends to happen again.

Also, history is a term used to describe a person's end of something, like employment or perhaps their life.
"History repeats itself "

"He/she/it is history!"
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A thing in the past that was very important to today.
Djimmi: Hitler killed himself
Free: dude just said History
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canada's history

to lay on your back on the hide of a moose, smack yourself in the genitals repeatedly with a stanley cup, masturbate with maple syrup till you burst bloody ejaculation on yourself in the shape of an oakleaf
The lonely lumberjack with low self esteem and lots of privacy celebrated canada's history.
by Bert Ephen February 4, 2010
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A sex act so depraved that Stephen Colbert can't describe it on the air. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
Fitting it all in there is the hardest part of performing Canada's History
by hisdudeguy February 4, 2010
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The sexual act of eating yellow snow and then vomiting it on a partners genitals right before sexually gratifying them.
Heather was delighted when I showed her Canada's History
by crossedcords February 4, 2010
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