When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)
by Eleventy Threeve June 18, 2020
Get the Can't have nice thingsmug. 
I shat out a fuck trophy and/or bought a child... With money... And now I've granted myself the moral authority curate reality... Even to the detriment of other people... And in spite of the fact that I'm a national and global minority... Therefore, I'm justified in using them as social leverage... Becuase they are under threat... But I can't really do anything and never have or will do anything about the DIRECT threat... And that's not what I'm talking about anyway... I'm talking about ABSTRACT threat... The threat being "me not being the high cleric of reality curation"... The abstract threat is almost MORE important to me... And I can use the subtle conflation of the two to galvanize people to my cause... And fearmonger them into giving me supreme ideological control... And I don't ME as in "Me" but rather ME as an abstraction and...
Hym "But... If the family is the minimal necessary unit... Then you're all one thing... Which means you get 1 vote per family. Right? Or does it mean that 60% of the country and 74% of the world are unnecessary? We're LESS THAN the minimal necessary unit? What exactly does that mean?"
Dr. JeepJorp "We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn!!!"
Hym "Yeah? What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of the infection eating away at my brain..."
Dr. JeepJorp "We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn!!!"
Hym "Yeah? What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of the infection eating away at my brain..."
by Hym Iam March 25, 2023
Get the We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEnmug. ROBLOX Player 1: “Lol you suck at maths”.
ROBLOX Player 2: “Go commit are have stupid”.
ROBLOX Player 1: *are have stupid*.
ROBLOX Player 2: “Go commit are have stupid”.
ROBLOX Player 1: *are have stupid*.
by You are have stupid March 20, 2019
Get the Go commit are have stupidmug. pocketknifes are useful tools for getting out of sticky situations. metaphorically, if you say “ooh i have a pocketknife” you mean that you have just thought of a way to get out of a sticky situation. it could also mean that you literally have a pocketknife on hand
example one:
person 1: i don’t want to go to the party because my ex will be there and we planned on going together
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife! you could come with me to my sister’s preschool graduation!
example 2:
person 1: i need something to cut this rope
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife!
person 1: i don’t want to go to the party because my ex will be there and we planned on going together
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife! you could come with me to my sister’s preschool graduation!
example 2:
person 1: i need something to cut this rope
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife!
by skskskskskskandioopandiscoop September 6, 2019
Get the ooh i have a pocketknifemug. What have you come as is what people in the U.K. ask their friends when they do something peculiar,act off, or anything else pertaining to an attitude or behavior.
by Apocolipsticks May 19, 2018
Get the What have you come as?mug. Progressive plan to move the world forward from leaning towards the anarchy extreme of the liberty spectrum to the tyranny extreme of the spectrum to mould the world closer to the heart's desired order: more democracy, freedom of agreement,
I have a dream, wet: reorganizing the world so everyone is made to be perfectly equal, think correctly, and tolerate everything.
by ever Be Sure January 24, 2013
Get the I have a dream, wetmug.