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Nice Guy syndrome

A disease in which a socially awkward, unattractive, and hygenicly-repulsive male with a terrible personality feels victimized by women when they don't want to date him. Said male comes to believe all women are 'sluts' who want or deserve to be raped and killed, or, in its milder form, spawns the evil known as 'pick up artists'. It has no known cure.
No, he's just having a flareup of his Nice Guy syndrome.
by saraiya May 2, 2011
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That Guy

That Guy has the biggest penis I have ever seen.
by Crystalice111 September 3, 2018
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little guy

So what are you going to do tonight, stay in and beat up the little guy?
by dr. shango August 2, 2003
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Typical Guy

Guy who can be sweet and endearing but often says and does stupid things, clueless whether or not it's good bad or offensive.
Ben hoopers is such a typical guy.
by Sucka McCock November 21, 2014
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nice guy

A man who has rejected the societal notion of masculinity and chosen to define himself from the inside out instead, realising that traits such as empathy and nuturing are not actually limited to the female of the species, and nor are aggression and assertiveness limited to the male.

Despite this newfound revelation, however, there is still a strong genetic predisposition for humans to continuously behave as if we were animals seeking out the alpha male with those genes most suited for surviving in a hostile environment.

Often times, the average woman, whom society encourages to indulge in her weaknesses and surpress her strengths, is a self-loathing masochist who may appreciate the nice guy's friendship and understanding, but feels no attraction toward him because his insecurities remind her of why she hates herself. Therefore, she almost always seeks the dominant, aggressive, unempathic male with whom she can vicariously live to make up for her weaknesses. Of course, this inidividual, commonly known as a jerk, is also usually an egotistical, disloyal, and shallow person for whom societal dictates of masculinity will force him to disregard his mate's feelings and treat her as if she were beneath him.

Feeling emotionally unsatisfied, the female will then turn to her nice guy friend, whom she has long since castrated, for comfort, and complain to him about how men suck, except for him, and that he deserves a good girlfriend eventually except that it is never her or any other woman he might encounter.
by Killing Kittens March 1, 2005
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family guy

A derivative and boring show that mindlessly quotes pop culture 3/4ths of its target audience does not understand.
"Did you watch Family Guy last night? They referenced the A-Team, Sanford and Son, and Lindsay Lohan within a minute!"
"No."
by Hazel August 4, 2006
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Boss Man Chief Guy

A man usually above the age of 16 who believes he is bad ass (rough, hard, cool) when in reality is a complete tool (poser, ass hat, vagina). There is a good chance that they graduated from Tough Guy High and a Boss Man Chief Guy will often say something that most people will find absolutley retarted.
Guy 1- Yo Boss im probably the coolest guy around Chief.

Guy 2- Your a fucking Boss Man Chief Guy, and a faggot.
by John klpecke November 14, 2009
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