A wearer of reality-augmentation eye-wear. Notable for sudden periods of flat affect due to attention-splitting disorder, where incoming text/email/tweet causes subject to enter a variable-length period of quiescence, as focus is redirected temporarily to the zone of augmentation.
The quantity of aug-interrupts to geo-proximal humanic social engagement is theorized to have an strong negative correlation with the wearer's future interpersonal relationship prospects.
The quantity of aug-interrupts to geo-proximal humanic social engagement is theorized to have an strong negative correlation with the wearer's future interpersonal relationship prospects.
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Clifton was having a late night jazz session when his lover pushed him up against a glass window. The two did a glass turkey.
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