Friend Wreck

When your friend does something that ultimately ends the relationship, i.e. lies, steals, etc...

M: Did you hear that our mutual pal's divorce is going through, he just told me on Tuesday.
J: He told me his wife's moving here next month!
M: What a liar!!!! This is a total friend wreck.

Friend Wreck by PBM2 November 9, 2009

Friend Zone 

Imaginary; an excuse that a guy uses when he can't get laid and/or a girlfriend .

Guy A: Bro she totally friend zoned me.

Guy B : Nah, dude it's just you can't laid. The "Friend Zone" is just fake.

Friend Zone by WaveMonsters September 19, 2016

Friend Zone 

Being Friend Zoned is much more than just simple rejection.

It comprises overt rejection coupled with an implied glimmer of hope often intentionally cultivated by the female in hopes of being able to call on the rejected patsies specifically male agency value ( protection, bill paying, car repair, ego massaging, listening to sob stories about A-hole boyfriends, etc).

Sara strung Paul along for 3 years in Friend Zone hell because she liked being able to snap her fingers and have him come running like a puppy. What an evil, using bitch!

Bianca decided after their date that Paul wasnt for her . She thanked him for the date but told him to please not bother call ing again. Bianca has my respect.

Friend Zone by JoffaR December 30, 2016

friend zoned 

When a person lets you down when you ask them out and they say "We're just friends." or "You'll always be a friend."

Person A doesn't like Person B because Person A believes that there just friends. Person A rejects Person B on dating each other because Person A believes there just friends. This is a example of being friend zoned

friend zoned by cdwk sacmska June 5, 2018

Friend of Joanna 

A trans-exclusionary radical feminist; a friend of Joanna (JK) Rowling: famous transphobe and bigot, formerly the author of the Harry Potter novels under an assumed male name.

The term is derived from the queer code/identifier "Friends of Dorothy". One (of many) particular references this identifier draws on is the following exchange in the novel 'Road To Oz' between Dorothy and Polychrome (the Rainbow's daughter): "You have some queer friends, Dorothy." "The queerness doesn't matter, so long as they're friends!" In Joanna's case, the reader might imagine her replying to the same prompt with "the queerness doesn't matter, as long as they're 'biological' women!"

I'm not saying she's literally a dementor, Ron, but I *am* saying she's a 'friend of Joanna'

Friend of Joanna by anonymous June 15, 2021

Friend Zone 

When a member of the opposite sex repeatedly makes transparent advances towards you while messing things up every time and behaves in a manner that is a)confusing b)just plain inappropriate c) awkward.

If a person does this, Friend Zone him/her immediately.

...As in - um, you just showed up at her house rang her doorbell then left?!!
Ting! You just got friend zoned.

OR
-Oh man, you showed up at her friend's house and then called her FRIEND stupid?

Ting! Friend Zoned.

OR
...duuuuude, you picked up her cousin?!!!
Ka-ching! Friend Zoned.

Friend Zone by Kay brown September 8, 2014

friend-in-law 

A friend of a friend (like on facebook) that's not actually friends with you but you have to hang around with them anyway.

"Do we have have Dave here, he's a massive twat"
"Yes we do! He's your friend-in-law now"

friend-in-law by Felix da Pope October 3, 2011