fake dress

A pair of trousers that looks, from a distance, like a dress. Usually worn by women aren't proud to be female, yet are deluded into thinking they are doing their part to look girly. Very unoriginal.

Uther:"What a beautiful dress you have on!"
Igraine:"Those are pants."
Uther:"Ho-hum, another unoriginal tomboy wearing the typical fake dress."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 20, 2006

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Fake News

The worse thing to happen to normal Americans according to Mr. Trump.

Also see Faux News or Fox News

Man did you see the presidents tweet about "fake news" again? No I don't really care bout what he says on his golden throne at 4 in the morning.

by The informed American July 15, 2017

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Fake Friend

A Fake friend is someone who only talks to you when they want something. They will act like your friend while you're around but will take the first chance to snake you out.

Ashton Abramenko is a fake friend because she only talks to me when she wants food

by RAHEEMAKABBR June 15, 2018

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Fake Date

A person who associates themself with another, just for the purpose of stating theyre presence, with no sexual or any other type of activity .

My date for the prom was a complete fake date

by dudeforhire1229 June 20, 2004

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A large breed canine descending from the northern most region of Malaysia often referred to as "The land of No-Argh".The Fake Bitorian is characterized by its large black nose, over sized floppy ears and gaseous discharge emitting from its rear end. The Fake Bitorian was aptly named in 1902 when French time share salesman Jerad Depardu was repeatedly fake bitten on the hand and lower extremities while enticing one of the golden creatures with a Kraft single.

I thought for sure the young child had been brutally maimed by a large dog. Luckily it was only a Fake Bitorian.

by Ferretboy June 12, 2011

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