The only state in the country where the further north you go, the further south you get. Also a lovely place to retire.
If I retire rich, I will probably live in or around Miami, but if I retire poor, I'll probably retire up North near the panhandle, in a trailor, with my dog Rufus. someone kill me
by SeanH February 18, 2005
Get the florida mug.Euphemism for cock drawings. Used to fool teachers or other authority into thinking that said drawings are really actually cactus flowers and not boners.
Something like 8% of guys do it
Something like 8% of guys do it
Teacher: Billy, I can't believe you are drawing boners again!
Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.
Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.
by ScottAustin August 1, 2008
Get the Cactus Flower mug.1. Sometimes the certain spots or areas on the floor squeaks, by walking, stepping or standing.
2. Slang for farting while walking on hard floors while inside the house.
2. Slang for farting while walking on hard floors while inside the house.
1. My floor in the kitchen squeaks by the kitchen sink.
2. My girlfriend farted while she was walking down the hall at the same time and she said, The floor squeaked.
2. My girlfriend farted while she was walking down the hall at the same time and she said, The floor squeaked.
by JayEssBee85 December 19, 2013
Get the Floor Squeak mug.A person that is the coolest person around. An alpha-male with the largest cock in the room, and is always the ladies man. Ladies love him, girls adore him.
by Nycflo August 21, 2021
Get the Florim mug.Maria Flores is the name of a person who is pationate about the things they care about the most. This person is absolutely gorgeous and always knows how to make their best friend smile. This person will love unconditionally and stick up for her friends no matter what. She has a beautiful personality and a big heart. (: That's a Maria Flores for you. (:
by Bagel(: November 12, 2010
Get the Maria Flores mug.To flip-flop to make yourself look good for Southern Social Conservatives.
To run for senate Governor in Massachusetts supporting Gay Rights and Pro-Choice values, then switching your position when you run for President.
To Take credit for Social Programs that you did not support and in some cases vetoed. Taking credit for balancing the Massachusetts state budget while claiming that you are not a big spender.
To interfere with the States veiws to look good national
To run for senate Governor in Massachusetts supporting Gay Rights and Pro-Choice values, then switching your position when you run for President.
To Take credit for Social Programs that you did not support and in some cases vetoed. Taking credit for balancing the Massachusetts state budget while claiming that you are not a big spender.
To interfere with the States veiws to look good national
by Bay Stater for truth January 11, 2008
Get the Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper mug.by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005
Get the flopper stopper mug.