Facebookable

A statement or form of media that is worthy of posting on Facebook.

"That is a Facebookable comment. I think I'll post it now."

by Carmelitatime January 7, 2010

Facebook Creep

A person who spends too much time looking at people's pictures, conversations, and information. They especially take the time to check out people of the opposite sex they have never met before or talked to before. Facebook creeps also have random conversations with people of the opposite sex who they would never talk to in person, and think they have some type of "game". A good facebook creep will start a relationship with the person who they randomly started talking to.

Person 1-Nick was talking to this girl in our hall who he never talked to before.

Person 2- What a facebook creepers!

Person 1- Can you believe Nick goes out with this girl who he met on facebook. That's not wierd or anything

Person 2- Ha,Ha! I'm sure this kid thinks he is the man now cause he has a girlfriend. Too bad the only reason he goes out with her is because of facebook.

by antifacebookcreep October 21, 2010

facebook page liking slut

someone who has to like all pages on facebook, especially harry potter ones. Usually they like roughly 30-100+ pages a day and clog up everyones news feed. These people are usually named Alex.

...likes the page I have a fake pet yellow pigeon and 197 other pages.

Man..that Alex is a real facebook page liking slut

by superstar boss ninja August 2, 2011

Facebook Sexy

When someone is sexy on Facebook, but not in real life.

Wow, Mae is soo sexy
No, dude shes Facebook Sexy.

by Duke Baylor November 22, 2011

facebook voyer

Person on facebook that doesn't go online and never post comments or replies. Just looks at other people's posts.

I never see Johnny on facebook but he sure knows a lot about all my posts and my pictures. He's a facebook voyer so I will defriend him.

by bberk1 September 25, 2009

facebook fonies

hipsters who are too ' hip ' to publicly announce their facebook profiles, but who secretly own an account and spy on their peers to purloin ideas since the hipster possesses no originality.

Sh-iii-t, facebook fonies are all the same; they lie about not being on-line all-day but secretly gather intelligence on the freshest trends out there like Aliza who uses her Yale buddy's email account to parrot stolen information to her decrepit and doddering professors in New Haven.

by abject.hana January 26, 2009

Facebook Scrooge

A person who is constantly complaining about the number of notifications they recieve on a status or tagged photo etc.
Often when they post a status which sparks a conversation between two others, resulting in a high notification count for the original status poster.

Jake Tyler is happy with his new iPhone.
John Barns: Ahh dude iPhone, that's sweet.
Jessie Farnsworth: Dude I've got an iPhone, it kicks ass.
John Barns: Jessie man, tell me about it. I've wanted one for so long!!!
Jessie Farnsworth: Well, it's small and black. Got a touch screen and everything!!!
Jake Tyler: Guys, I just got so many notifications, can you take this wall2wall.
John Barns: Dammit Jake, stop being such a Facebook Scrooge. We all know this is the only notification action you get.
Jessie Farnsworth: ROFLOL!!!1!!!!11

by slyg May 10, 2009