Lobster Face

1: To spend such prolonged time in the sun, or influenced by extreme emotion such as embarrassment or anger that your face turns a bright hue of red.

2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.

3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.

Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.

1. "I asked Erik if he was available on Monday and he said he had to be done by 11pm. When I asked why, and inferred he has a crap job... he got all lobster faced on me."

2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."

3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*

4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*

*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.

by R. Stark July 20, 2010

cake face

when a girl has too much makeup on

cake face at maddi d

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Creep face

A creepy face you pull when you gate crash a photo to freak the hell of a person. The facial expression is usually representative of a serial killer or someone who's preys on the weak.

Yo Jez you just creep faced the fuck outta that photo!

by R.G.C.J December 30, 2013

the "shit" face

the awful churn of your face (and stomach) when you walk into a bathroom stall of a crowded bathroom right after the stall user before you's lunch was from an undercooked chinese place...
-or the look on your face after realizing the Chinese food was undercooked, and now passing its way down your esophogus :)

"Dude, it was awful I went into the Walmart bathroom today and was lucky to finally get a stall, but I didn't realize how unlucky I was. Man I almost lost my lunch after smelling that women's stomach contents. you shoulda seen the "shit" face.

by female:mbrown December 22, 2008

Breakup Face

How a girl looks after a breakup. distinctive because of the; lack of makeup, puffy eyes, messed up hair. Just a general not caring for how you look. Girls with breakup face will almost wear sweats and shuffle around in slippers. Breakup Face is usually followed by "I Need Attention" Face, the opposite of BUF girls will try to look as hot and dress as attractively as possible in an attempt to get a new guy.

Breakup Face:
Guy 1:Damn that girl has a serious case of Break up Face

Guy 2: Seriously but just wait a week or two, and then shell just out the yoga pants!!

by MrJad3d October 28, 2010

Sambuca face

The facial expression made involuntarily by someone after downing a shot of sambuca, burning or otherwise.

You gotta love the burn.

"Damn holmes, you were pulling some serious sambuca faces before you passed out."

"You should have seen your sambuca face!"

"Look at this photo of your crazy sambuca face on my phone, dog."

by Spanish Sam October 17, 2008

PBS Face

The symptoms of PBS face are as follows. The forehead bridges directly into the nose, followed by the nose dropping seemingly directly into the chin. It is a very hideous disease and it is appropriate to point and laugh at.

Someone with PBS face looks like the symbol for PBS, it is very noticeable and obvious when you see it.

by pbsface is here April 24, 2009