Evan

as a huge sense of humor and is VERY forgetful. goofy and can make inappropriate jokes and times. he is athletic and doesn't use his common sense at times either. he likes to play video games and can be quite lazy but isn't out of shape.

kid: who's Evan?
kid: hes the sporty type of guy but he's super forgetful though

by 6ix 9in April 16, 2019

Evan

A handsome, tall, strong, muscular and good looking guy. Sweet as hell when you get to know him and will care for you. He will never let go of you and hearing your words will brighten his day. He has a big dick, packin about 7+ inches.

Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is

Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.

Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.

by S_istheloml March 30, 2024

Pulling an Evan

To procrastinate or be idiotic

I’m too tired today. I’m going to pull an Evan.
You haven’t submitted your assignment are you Pulling an Evan?

by Evon zoo June 12, 2022

Evan

A word to describe an annoying boy. An Evan makes random sounds that annoys everyone during class. Evans are usually gay and somehow the most popular boy in the school.

An Evan: gagagagaga hehe uwu SUSSY BAKA *moan* ur mom hahaha *burp*

Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird

by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022

Evan

A horny person with no life. A loner who needs help with everything.

Omg look?!? Its someone super horny! Evan? Evan!

by Evan Hua November 21, 2021

Evan-tax

A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.

“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”

by Evan-tax March 26, 2024

Evan

Someone who is always willing to make you smile and laugh. He will always be sure your day is going good or will get better. Evan will always pay for you no matter what you do. He will make you feel like the most pretty person in the world even though he already is. I love you oranges

Did you see him, he is such an Evan

by evica November 5, 2019