Ethan

A major douche who loves the look of himself in the mirror. Also is a massive cock.

Hey, look at that dude. He is such an ethan!

by st33l3 February 22, 2011

esthar bunny

(n) Little bunnies that come out during Easter and sneak into peoples houses to sleep on their couches. They can also guard peope's profiles on AIM from evildoers.

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omg i found an esthar bunny sleeping on my couch last night

by Ben Dover February 29, 2004

ethan and jenna

The perfect couple. One is never found without the other. Although Jenna is tiny and Ethan is super tall, they're still perfect for each other. There's no couple that can be compare to Ethan and Jenna! They're always snuggling and holding hands. They are thought of us one.

"Is that Jenna?"

"Jenna as in Ethan and Jenna?"

"Yeah! Hey, here Ethan comes!"

"They're the cutest couple ever!"

by pceluvtennis92 September 29, 2013

DIRTY ETHAN

A guy who fetishizes vegetables, one who goes to the nearest phsyc ward and finds the biggest vegetable cock to stretch out his asshole. and he loves curly haired light skin with massive cocks. Also he never wears condoms unless they’re supreme x nike x dior off white dead stock lime red edition .

That guys definetly a dirty ethan. We should stay away from him.

by UrLightskinCompadre July 25, 2021

Ethan

A super sweet boy who has beautiful brown eyes. Hes thaught of as unattractive and a nerd, but nerds are more interesting! hes super smart and LOVES science. a little chubby with epic man boobs but a super warm butt. You are lucky to know Ethan

A. Did you see Ethan doing the demensional analysis paper?
B. No, his face made my eyes die!
A. Well he was fast, almost as fast as me!
B. U CRAZY BRO

by Ethangirl September 20, 2012

etard

A person who's extensive use of the drug extacy makes them hear music 24/7 and makes there arms and legs move and twitch like they are in a retarded state .

You etard ! stop moving or the enemy will see you !

by Cal Van Clutch November 24, 2003

Ethan

Someone who has a really enormous forehead. Can also be called "Captain Forehead"! Also has huge ears that can closely resemble dinner plates.

Bob: Dude are you balding?
Jim: No I'm just trying to be an Ethan.
Bob: What about your ears?
Jim: Ethan again.

by Koolio Kid May 14, 2008