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Directdial dysfunction

Person who calls the operator and has them connect the person to the requested party,instead of dialing it themselves.usually due to laziness and not wanting to look up the number themselves.
Shayla has directdial dysfunction again.like remembering extension 11 for hr is too much work.
by Alison1011 April 12, 2009
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Hayden Dystopia

A fucking bitch, someone who will do anything to remain your friend. Also one who should kill themselves. Mainly a bitch to Saiyu, Cadan, and Zaldin.
Hey man, that fucking kid Hayden Dystopia would suck hulk hogans dick to be my friend, what a faggot, he should kill himself.
by Warbeast July 4, 2010
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soul dyson

a person who sucks the life out of you and never loses suction.
Every time i talk to Barbara Jean i am drained, she is such a soul dyson.
by Kenerex November 11, 2010
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Cyberets dysfunction

A person that has to constantly say everything on their mind on a blog in order to feel relevant even at a time when no one else is contributing to the said blog. Person is unable to hold themselves back like with Turrets syndrome they also may encounter a type of tic. Typically in the fingers or what they type with. An armless person who types with their feet may have tic in their toes.
Ward commented on a sports blog at:

Ward @ 2:06A.M. I would like to make a comment on Pendleton. I wonder if he got a book for Dummies on How To Be A First Base Coach?

Ward @ 2:12A.M. Anyways you get the idea…….To the Heat Fans your team sucks!!!! Get over it!!!! Trust in Kimbrel’s stuff! He has a great fastball; I think he could be as good as Rob Dibble…..

Ward @ 2:15A.M. Instead of The Heat. Your team should be called the Char-Coals……. Just a little joke!! Anyone listening?? Time for bed night all…..and be good!

Ward @ 2:18A.M. My toilet is stopped up!?! Man how did humans ever exist without plumbing?!

Ward @ 2:21A.M. Why does it hurt when I poopy? My bum hurts!? Go!! Braves!!!

Other Blogger @ 8:00A.M. WTF?!?!?! I think Ward has Cyberets dysfunction!!
by PureEvilOne February 23, 2011
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dancer dyslexia

The complete lack of ability to follow even the simplest dance combination.
---- Coined by Heidi
"Kick, turn, out, in, pivot step, fuck you!"
"Come on, the combination isn't that bad."
"To you maybe, but I have dancer dyslexia."
by Heidi_in_Cal June 25, 2014
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Ereptile dysfunction

1) An elektronic reptile doesn't function the way it's supposed to do.

2) An online reptile creature that has a bug and therefor doesn't have the interactions and function its supposed to have.

3) A reptile that can't get hard when trying to have coidus
A lizard that can't get its tail up.

Eva: I'm trying to make this work but it seems that your lizard is having an ereptile dysfunction.
by close2human December 20, 2014
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brorectile dysfunction

When a pair of bros are offered a threesome but can't get a boner.
John and Alex got brorectile dysfunction when Jenny asked them to come to bed due to a previous threesome.
by Enclave General May 5, 2015
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