freaky deaky dutch

The speaking of English with a dutch accent. Results in the use of 'fazher' for 'father', 'toight' for 'tight', and 'toiger' for 'tiger'.

"I'm sorry - I don't speak freaky deaky dutch" - Dr. Evil, 'Goldmember'

by dan September 15, 2003

Call of Duty: Ghosts

A first-person shooter game developed by Infinity Ward, Raven software, and Neversoft that released on November 5th, 2013. Defined by its fast-paced gameplay and linear but compelling campaign, it is the tenth installment of the highly succesful Call of Duty series. Ever since Call of Duty: MW3, the series has received an increased amount of negative criticism from the gaming audience. The games are overall not very serious or intelligent. They still, however, provide countless hours of adrenaline-filled hilarity and fun (or rage). Call of Duty: Ghosts is allegedly the first "next gen" call of duty game.

bro: Hey, man. I just got Call of Duty: Ghosts! It is pretty fun as long as you don't take it seriously.

"serious" gamer: YOU GOT THAT GAME?!?!?! WTF DUDE?!?! IT SUCKS!!!! YOU'RE NOT A REAL GAMER!!!! CALL OF DUTY IS THE WORST GAME EVER!!!!

bro: and yet it stills outsells the majority of fps games out there......

"serious" gamer: .........

by theoracleoftruth November 11, 2013

a dutch oven

To silently fart under the duvet, jump out of bed, run around to your partner and push your buttocks to their face as if going to fart. Your partner will, out of instinct, dive under the duvet straight into the ambush of whiff. A perfect dutch oven.

The missus has PMS, I'll reward her later with a dutch oven.

by Poleyhants January 31, 2007

dutch gloven

A smaller version of the dutch oven. When you fart in to your cupped hand and deliver the prize to an unsuspecting victim, aka dutch oven mitt.

Brendan like to ease in to relationships. That boy has some wicked gas, so to acclimate girls in to a long-term relationship, he will give a girl a dutch gloven within the first three dates. If she survives that, the next step is to turn up the heat and introduce her to his full-on dutch oven.

by the comand'r December 9, 2013

Dutch Fur Disease

Scraggly looking beard

Did your chin catch Dutch fur disease?

by DutchPaul December 30, 2017

Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider

when you perform this you will have reached the highest echelon of the sexual pantheon

Logan: Dude Brad just offered me a Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider and i really had to think about it...

Ryan: Holy shit I woulda said yes...

by dirttymike69 June 6, 2011

Call of Duty 6

Nonexistant game which ignorant people keep mistaking for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

Gary: Hey, John! You gonna get Call of Duty 6?

John: Call of Duty 6? That doesn't exist, dude. I am, however, getting Modern Warfare 2.

Gary: Wouldn't that be COD6?

John: Gary... get lost.

by Frostbite249 October 29, 2009