Prison Dump

Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.

Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”

Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes”

by Pardig September 6, 2021

Mushroom dump

When you sit on the toilet and jerk off into the bowl, while taking a shit.

Brandon was attempting a mushroom dump, but unfortunately had no luck, until Jerry came to assist.

by Hammerhead250 November 14, 2020

anger dump

When out of anger or rage, one shits themselves in frustration.

When I told dad to check his pockets when he accused me of losing the boat key. The look on his face let me know he took an anger dump. Later the keys were located in his pocket.

by MC Busta January 17, 2020

Dumped dogpression

The withdrawals a person goes to after loosing contact with a dog due to a breakup.

John was an asshole but I’m having real dumped dogpression.

by Csaldawg April 21, 2020

Dump Sack

When the boys are tryna link up to play Rainbow Six: Siege.

Yo are we dumping sack tonight?

What time can y’all dump sack later?

I’m about to dump sack, be on in 5.

by ggmoney1498 April 5, 2023

crush dumping

When you really liked someone, but they turn out to be a complete ***hole, so you dump your respect for them by throwing it out of a window at them. Along with some complimentary rocks and an old shoe for bad luck.

"Oh girl, I am so crush dumping that b*tch-***hole-d*chebag. He lied about everything and he didn't even apologize. Lemme just run him over with a truck."

by #YouJustGotSlayed January 13, 2017

Dump wench

Noun: Person or person's in the medical field who's responsibility is to assist patients in The delivery of their food baby and the aftermath.

Have you seen Sarah our new CNA she's a great dump wench.

Congratulations in graduating from CNA school we have many dump winch positions ready on the board in the back of the classroom.

by Cogashuko October 20, 2020