Dinglez

Common midwestern net parlance, dinglez (or teh dinglez, properly) is a multifaceted word, which has a malleable meaning depending on usage and inflection of the individual uttering or typing the word. Most common intended use for the word would be a declaration of happiness, or a seal of approval being stamped upon something (ie the shit, awesome)- whether truthfully or facetiously.

Did you hear about the store on the corner selling Mickey's grenades now? That shit is teh dinglez.
Hey, Chase! Your hair makes me think one thing... dinglezLOL.

by dankpelt September 13, 2008

Dingleberry Wind Chimes

Collection of fecal particles left behind in the ass crack hair from insufficient wiping

Man, I thought it was a six-wiper but apparently it was a seven and now I'm left with a mean case of dingleberry wind chimes

by They call me The Gambler January 13, 2009

dinge

Mildly pejorative term for an African-American

I was walking along and aksed, "Do you know that dinge over there?"

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Danglefest

One who dangles many people to get to the net.

A Dangler who dangles many times on one shift.

That was a massive danglefest by Bond.

by Ovech December 28, 2006

Mississippi Ceiling Dangler

When a man suspends himself from a ceiling fan in such a fashion that he lays parallel to the ground, and his cock and testes dangle. A woman, or man, who is underneath the suspended then proceeds to bat at the cock and testes as a cat would a toy.

The guys on Grissam's CSI Squad were pretty unhappy about that last case they had off the Strip. His balls were scratched to hell and they had a hell of a time getting him down off that fan. Guess it was a Mississippi Ceiling Dangler gone postal.

by Sturdy Danny McGee December 8, 2009

miss diggler

1.A term used to discribe an old woman (in her mid 40s-50s) willing to meet a young (16-20) man over the internet (usually in mmorpgs) and bring him home to live with her.

2.Another word for pedophile

3.Also see Torreoria

4.Also will on occasion will become the excorcist if she doesnt have her way (raving lunatic)

kid1: weee time to go play some (incert online role-playing game here)

miss diggler: hey baby come to my cabin in the woods for a week lets have some fun *does evil grin*

kid1: no thanks me know better

miss diggler: FUCK YOU I WILL RAPE YOU IN THE FACE

by WutWutWutWutWut March 20, 2008

dangleberry

Balled up shit caught in your butthole hair. But on the contrary of a dingleberry, a dangleberry moves side to side as someone moves around.

Getting a dangleberry is the worst feeling in the world.

I can feel my dangleberry move around my ass hole and its driving me nuts!

by e bizzales December 28, 2005