Orange Crush

When an orange surprise goes horribly, horribly, wrong, and an orangutan bites ones penis.

"Did u here that john died last week?" "How come" "he bled out after he received an orange crush" "poor bastard".

by juan cabo121 March 28, 2010

Diary of a Crush

Series of 3 books by English/British author Sarra Manning, about a seriously cool vintage-wearin,g girl Edie. She falls in love with serial heartbreaker/art boy Dylan and they have lots of adventures in Manchester (which is actually an incredibly boring place. I live there).

About as brilliant as girlish teen reads get.

Girl: "Im leaving you."
Boy: "Not Edward Cullen D:"
Girl: "No. Dylan Kowalski. Diary Of A Crush. LOOK HIM UP."

by Catastrophe Waitress February 20, 2011

societal crush

Having a crush on someone famous.
Liking a celebrity that obviously other people like.

Girl 1: I like { insert celebrity name here }
Girl 2: I like himtoo. He 's a good actor
Girl 1: No, I mean like like. Like i have a crush on him.
Girl 2: That's just a societal crush.
Girl 1: What do you mean?
Girl 2: A lot of people have a crush on him, so it's a societal crush.

by .hopeless.romantic.x3 December 17, 2009

relationship-crush

A situation in which, although persons A and B are in a relationship, person A has a crush on person C. These are O.K.

Dan and I are serious, but we're both away at college, and I have a bit of a relationship-crush on Paul!

by CitizenS February 2, 2009

Camel Crush

A cigarette produced by camel with a bead in the filter that can be crushed to produce a menthol taste. full of fiberglass these cigarettes will tear up your throat and lungs and actually cause pain.

i smoked a Camel Crush and my throat started bleeding, take it from someone who smokes newports

by madethics October 26, 2008

crush time

a time of the day to have a camel crush cigarette or any other cigarette break. this time can come by as little as once a day to as-high-as-you-can-count a day.

example:

person 1: "Hey man, what time is it?"

person 2: (looks at watch) "Crush time!"

by S1N fam April 29, 2010

man crush

An admiration for someone of the sex to whom one is not attracted. A man crush is not male specific and encompasses the platonic love one girl may have for another, sometimes termed a girl crush.

I have a man crush on Greg Maddux because he is both a great pitcher and a great man.

She has a man crush on Ellen Page because of Page's quirky sense of humor.

by Sole Stealer February 18, 2009