2 definitions by CitizenS

dick dressing

The after effects of when pulling ones dick from a cunt or anal cavity.

Yo john i was fucking my girl but she was so wide i slipped it in her ass instead and after i pulled out i had the worst dick dressing on my shaft i have ever experinced.

John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.

by CitizenS March 15, 2014

relationship-crush

A situation in which, although persons A and B are in a relationship, person A has a crush on person C. These are O.K.

Dan and I are serious, but we're both away at college, and I have a bit of a relationship-crush on Paul!

by CitizenS February 3, 2009