King Condom

A sex store that has a wide assortment of condom products that makes someone feel uncomfortable and another someone gets lost in…

“O I remember we parked near the King Condom!”

by The Sponge of the basement February 23, 2009

Conversational Condom

The person on the phone being asked to pass messages to a person next to them, thereby preventing the two other people speaking directly.

and tell Amber I said Hello.

Tell her yourself, she's right here and I'm no conversational condom

by Thantheman November 14, 2010

sans condom

The act of barebacking a young hooker without a condom after smoking meth and being intoxicated with alcohol.

Going be getting my STI blood test today after I sans condom that hooker last night.

by Rgy June 30, 2014

trojan her pleasure lubricated condom

a very good condom that feels as if there is nothing there while having anal or vaginal sex with your B@b!

"hold on baby i'll be right back, i have to go get my TROJAN HER PLEASURE LUBRICATED CONDOM before we have hard rough sex"

by pusssssyluvvver April 14, 2010

Put on your condom

to fasten one's seatbelt. The similarities between the two are endless: everyone hates them, they are for protection, not wearing them can be quite risky, and girls never use them.

Steve: Hey, Andrew, put on your condom. This could be a rough ride.

Andrew: Shut up Steve. But I guess I should...

by My Girlfriend's Friend December 17, 2010

concord grape handler

Similar to a standard skull-fucking, with a delightful twist. The difference being that during your hemorrhoidal flare-up you turn around 180 degrees and slam your ass into her forehead. Her natural reaction will be to move the grapes away so the puss doesn’t drip into her eyes.

Our typical skull-fucking was getting old, so we progressed to the concord grape handler.

It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.

by Wicked Ways March 15, 2010

Flavored Condom

A gay man who wants to have sexual intercourse with another man, notifying him by giving him a condom as a present. Especially, a flavored condom.

Ben "I got you something cool for your birthday."
Jeremy "Really dude? Thanks, what is it?"
Ben "A flavored condom"
Jeremy "NO BEN! I'm not gay, I will not have sex with you! I like women!"

by shepj November 3, 2007