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Cocksucker's Coffee Club

A group of sycophantic individuals who habitually take their coffe-break, tea-break or smoko in or around the environs of their bosses office in the hope of gaining favour. Composed exclusively of brown nosers, usually smug.
"Jeez, have you seen that bunch of arse-lickers supping tea in the gaffer's office?"

"Yeah, looks like there's a regular Cocksucker's Coffee Club going on there...."
by Dgaf72 January 26, 2020
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Coffee hall April

Coffee hall April is a whore . Aka April Hendy . She gave a disabled guy slops took his money and then wheeled him into the road .
Yo slime Coffee hall April (April Hendy ) is a slut
by Trollshahahah May 30, 2020
mugGet the Coffee hall Aprilmug.

we had coffee

a good night of sex to keep u up.
i met kesha at the bar one night, she was pretty so i told her. she opened up about her day and we had coffee.
by Rdg_Dreaddy July 11, 2017
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Putting cream in the Coffee

The act of a white male having vaginal sex with and black female.
Yeah last night me and Shantay went at it putting cream in the coffee.
by Wellwrittenporn November 20, 2016
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Belgium Coffee Maker

When you suck the poop out of someone’s butthole during sex and then spit it back out on top of them.
I gave her a Belgium Coffee Maker last night and she loved it. It was messy though.
by GabeRose May 31, 2021
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Coffee Boy Complex

When an individual does not fit under the category of an “e-boy” or a “fuck boy” but rather fits in the middle of both categories.
“Paulie, you straight up have a coffee boy complex (skinny jeans, loose fitting solid color shirt; typically a dark color, “artsy glasses”, longish hair, and sometimes a beanie).”
by lyd&han June 16, 2019
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top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)
top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish
by Irish german February 15, 2022
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