velvet clam

A vagina that has been dusted in cocoa powder, and covered in vanilla frosting.

And then I got to taste the velvet clam.

by smelsworst April 27, 2017

fassy clam

A word used to display feelings of hate and animosity towards someone. Similar to calling someone a rasclat or a wanker. The word has the same effect as a swearword basically to tell someone they are a dick or to fuck off.

Jerome: Give me that money G
Tom:Shut it you fassy clam.

by Mackinit April 19, 2009

Jam the Clam

To put your boner into a girl's clam and rock that shit sideways

The act of jamming up a girl's clam with... Jam?

Mitch totally wants to jam the clam! Bruh

by Jax0322 October 2, 2015

choking clams

Pulling on your penis while it is soft. Verb

Hey fella did you get any action or did you end up choking clams

by Assedo123 June 12, 2017

Clam Stroke

The women's pussy is so wet it resembles a clam and the stroke of the man/women tongue makes the pussy even more wet. creating the clam stroke.

Can't believe i witnessed Rebecca's Clam Stroke it was so hot i'm getting one tonight
Did you see the way Ross gave Rachel a Clam Stroke
Gosh i really want a Clam Stroke but my boyfriend isn't kinky

by tacomama0000 May 15, 2018

Baby clams!

Used when surprised, impressed or cursing.
Replaces things such as oh my god and lordy.

1. Baby clams I didn't see that coming!

2. (Stubbs toe on chair) Baby clams!

3. Baby clams he's fitt.

by randypixie September 28, 2009

Clam Digger

Nigger

No clam digger will step foot in my house

by Censored July 16, 2023