Mop City

A place where there is lots of slutty females willing to give head and suck you dry at any given time of the day or night

For example @ college, clubs, bars, or other places of social gatherings

" Yo bro, im so excited were going to CW Post this weekend i heard its Mop City! "

by DylanMat1221 March 3, 2012

Kansas City Handshake

when meeting with group of friends, you are immediately handed a bowl/bong/joint/blunt

Jack: I went over to my buddy's the other day and when I walked nobody even said what's up, they just handed me the weed.

Jill: Good old Kansas City Handshake

by Nosferatu1990 October 31, 2011

flat city

used to describe a party or other social occasion inhabited by a large amount of flat/small-chested chicks. In other words, a major letdown.

Dude, you know that rager at Cody's house last night? Flat City all the way. I almost regret going.

by M_88 December 5, 2011

Kansas City Pocket Watch

A combination sex act/pickpocket move in which you get a mark drunk enough to fist your asshole without removing his/her jewelry. Then, using muscles that have taken years to train, you steal the mark's watch/bracelet/rings. As soon as you have the desired items stowed away, you create a distraction like squirting a little liquid shit on the mark's forearm. While they rush to the bathroom to clean up, you get dressed, say that you're not feeing well, apologize and leave.

You: So, did you and that girl hookup last night?
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!

by assbucket July 31, 2013

poke city

A. Either having sexual relations with someone or

B. Getting ravaged, usually In a fast food environment.

-Did you go to poke city last night?

-5 cars in drive! Now entering Poke City!

by Mrplague February 23, 2015

dunk city

The Florida Gulf Coast University Men's Basketball team. They were a Cinderella team in March Madness, going all the way to the Sweet Sixteen as a 15 seed.

Did you see FGCU beat the #2 seed Georgetown in March Madness? They were dunk city out there!

by Wowzers In My Trousers July 7, 2018

Kansas City Turnpike

This a sex bath where you and your partner get covered in gates bbq sauce and you pulled pork and shove it inside the vagina and your partner will first fuck you, then will nut on the pulled pork then will go down and eat the pork out. All the while your partner is shoving ribs in and out of the other's ass hole.

Person 1: "yo i heard you got Kansas City Turnpiked last night."
Person 2: "ya... I got a rib stuck in my ass."
Person 1: "How'd the pork taste"
Person 2: "Like aids...fml"

by UncleBBQsexmaster January 19, 2021