Chris Rock

That guy that got bitch slapped at the Oscars by Will Smith

Will Smith: "KEEP MY WIFE's NAME OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH"
Chris Rock: "It was a G.I. Jane joke..."

by Bree_luv March 31, 2022

chris the crusader

That religious kid from your middle school who you were pretty sure was a religious extremist.

Look, it's Chris the Crusader.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018

chris pagan

A redheaded Puerto Rican who plays overwatch and soccer and wants to be a real Ronaldinho like Lucaste10. A real hottie.

Oh my god! I want your Chris pagan!

by Mister Josh February 06, 2017

Chris Packer

The guy with the horse cock. The legend you all know and love. Watch out he might steal your girl, man or even virginity. He eliminates middle classes and is the best at fortnite. If you see a kid that looks like the love child of a raccoon, leafyishere, the mayor of whoville’s son you know thats the Packer.

Chris Packer? YOU MEAN THE GUY WITH A HORSE COCK?
I wanna fuck chris packer

by ryansucksoffslimshady February 04, 2020

chris magdits

“Chris Magdits” is when you are play fortnite for way to long.

I been playing fortnite for 8 hours Im being a “Chris Magdits”

by Dan pflanz March 01, 2022

joe chris

verb. When your parents make you take a home drug screening and you put warm water and yellow marker ink to make it look like piss

Mike: Hey dude what are you going to do your parents are going to make you take a drug test
Alex: ill just do the joe Chris

mike: whats the joe Chris
Alex: it's when put warm water and yellow marker in the piss bottle

by west essex July 28, 2014

Chris Golby

Gay stripper who is in Tims closet.

Come out come out where ever you are Chris Golby.

by fart patrol September 29, 2019