Fatherless child

LGBTQ people.

Emma: hey did you hear the news. I’m gay.
Tyrone:hey do you know your dad?
Emma:No
Tyrone: I knew you were a Fatherless child

by Men69420men November 25, 2021

Porn child

A child that is made during a porno.

Or

A person that has a slutty friend that the person calls porn mom so they become porn child.

Alora is a porn child. Kelsey is her porn mom.

by Achinney11 May 5, 2015

Child Detection Agency

(a.k.a. CDA) Monstropolis's only protection from the threat of serious infection from human childrens' possessions... or far worse: a human child itself. (Monsters, Inc.)

CDA Agent: We can neither confirm or deny the presence of a human child.

by DanMat6288 May 6, 2004

do me a child

an Israeli expression said by someone to someone he/she admires, meaning "have sex with me".
May appear in creative forms such as "do me a triplets".

- "Harel Ska'at, do me a child"!

by phlegmat March 22, 2005

Child Support Mom

(aka CSM): A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off of Child Support.

Cristie M. is a Child Support Mom!

by Droker March 12, 2009

least favorite child

Being the least favorite child means you either:
a) Have a younger sibling
b) Are less loved
c) Use the term to irritate your parents as they supposedly "love you equally"

My mother said there is no such thing as a least favorite child, and that she loves us equally. Yet she obliviously loves my brother/sister more.

by NosliwNeb October 17, 2017

do-over child

A do-over child is a child that is a second chance for parents with grown children over 18. This usually refers to a situation where a grandparent is raising their grandchild and doing a way better job than they did with their original child.

My parents have no time for their adult children or relationships with them because they are too busy with their do-over child.

by cmay May 31, 2015