Canadian Landslide 

Is performed while the female slides her mouth down the males shaft, when he is ready to ejaculate he will slap her in the face with Canadian bacon.

Wow hon, the best thing about the canadian landslide is the combination of bacon and protein.

Canadian Landslide by 1kookat March 11, 2011

Canadian Sparkplug 

Burning down a city in a riot because you just DGAF. Usually with molotov cocktails. Also bringing marshmallows for roasting or mid-riot snacktime.

Guy 1 "This city sucks."

Guy 2 "I know man."

Guy 1 "Let's pull a Canadian Sparkplug on this place."

Guy 2 "I'll bring the marshmallows."

Canadian Sparkplug by Icarus94 September 1, 2011

Canadian handshake 

After being trolled or catfished you make up with your victim by giving him a hand job with maple syrup.

Man: did you hear that mike catfished Stephen?
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake

Canadian handshake by Dirty Chaos January 7, 2018

Canadian History 

The act of consuming massive amounts of spoiled Canadian bacon in an effort to produce explosive, vile smelling diarrhea. Once a good case of the squirts has developed, the feces is sprayed directly from the anus to the face, neck, and chest of a willing (or unwilling) partner. In this context, the word "Canadian" refers to the bacon being consumed in preparation of the act while "history" refers to the fact that the bacon is rancid and/or past it's expiration date.

You - "Whatcha eatin'?"

Me - "Some rotten Canadian bacon. I'm gonna give the ol' lady a Canadian History later on."

You - "Cool. Can I watch?"

Canadian History by Fathead 666 February 6, 2010

canadian handwarmer 

the act of having fist inside of awomans vagina and the other in her anus while having her jack you off with her big toe inside your ass hole

dude, i went on a date last nght and this girl showed me how to do a canadian handwarmer

canadian handwarmer by j1n1produkshunz February 21, 2011

Canadian bus ride

An undertaking guaranteed to end in disaster, and by disaster I mean having your head removed by the person in the seat next to you.

"We went to Red Lobster and it was a total Canadian bus ride. I can still smell the breaded shrimp vomit."

Canadian bus ride by stanleypants September 26, 2008

Canadian Crackle Jack

Where the man proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a female, then during climax, retreated to then return to take a shit in the woman’s vagina. Then the intercourse ceases for many hours until the poo has fully hardened. With this hardening the vaginal cavity is now blocked with poo. The man now proceeds to break that wall with his fists in a quick and powerful uppercut punch. Then the man collects the hardened poo chunks and throws them at the woman's face when she least expects it while yelling crackle jack in Canada.

Dude, I totally Canadian Crackle Jacked my girlfriend last night, she was so surprised.

Canadian Crackle Jack by Termanalor117 June 28, 2010