a real fat ugly man who sits next to me in class acts smart but is attualy dumb and is very mean (to me)
by anonymous November 13, 2020
Get the caleb mug.The rip off guy version of Kayla. Oh. And some Caleb's are nice, but others are dicks. It's a 50,50 with them. The name were if there's two people in the room, this is how it will go down. Look at the example.
Friend: "Hey, Kayla?"
Caleb and Kayla: "Yeah?"
Friend: "Not you, Kayla, Caleb. With the b at the end."
Kayla: "Well how the fuck am I supposed to know. They sound similar, and you hardly, ever pronounce the b, unless if you say it slowly and loudly. Like this." "CAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB."
Caleb and Kayla: "Yeah?"
Friend: "Not you, Kayla, Caleb. With the b at the end."
Kayla: "Well how the fuck am I supposed to know. They sound similar, and you hardly, ever pronounce the b, unless if you say it slowly and loudly. Like this." "CAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB."
by Mysterious Girl0919 November 18, 2020
Get the Caleb mug.Caleb is a rootin’, tootin’ republican. He has 15 guns and a dead turtle’s head in his room. He doesn’t know how to speak so if he disagrees with you he just uses pure force, normally in the way of hitting you with a book.
Some people think Caleb will kill someone without motive, but I think he’ll wait until he disagrees with someone.
Some people think Caleb will kill someone without motive, but I think he’ll wait until he disagrees with someone.
by Intheaeroplane December 3, 2020
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The feeling you get when you think of Caleb McLaughlin. And how successful he has become. Side effects: screaming,crying,a urge to just hug him. A uwu feeling
by Caleb McLaughlin January 2, 2021
Get the caleb depression mug.Caleb is the most caring loving guy that is loyal and supper funny all the girls will fall for him but he only picks one her name is Bayleigh with beautiful blue eyes and soft golden blonde hair he is great at hugs and kisses and he reassures you in times of doubt he will be the most caring guy to anyone who chooses him as a friend
Kid: hey i think bayleigh likes you
Caleb: no way shes so pretty she will never like me
Kid:go ask
Caleb: do you like me
Bayleigh: yes!
Caleb: i like you too :)
Caleb: no way shes so pretty she will never like me
Kid:go ask
Caleb: do you like me
Bayleigh: yes!
Caleb: i like you too :)
by The bear in the BIG black wood January 3, 2021
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a Jack-of-all-Trades. A very rare mix between scoundrel, gypsy, and genius. The name Cale cannot just be given to someone, it is apparent that this person would be named Cale by his/her natural excellence. Excels at almost everything he/she does without much help; a natural born winner. Cale is sly, and with his/her numerous talents always finds a way to succeed. In anything, you pick this guy/girl to be on your team; he/she never loses. Would be perfect for any job or task necessary.
a Jack-of-all-Trades. A very rare mix between scoundrel, gypsy, and genius. The name Cale cannot just be given to someone, it is apparent that this person would be named Cale by his/her natural excellence. Excels at almost everything he/she does without much help; a natural born winner. Cale is sly, and with his/her numerous talents always finds a way to succeed. In anything, you pick this guy/girl to be on your team; he/she never loses. Would be perfect for any job or task necessary.
“ I mean, what do you expect? it's Cale"
"Why on earth didn't you pick him/her, now we are going to lose"
"Trust me, Cale is with us"
"Why on earth didn't you pick him/her, now we are going to lose"
"Trust me, Cale is with us"
by Bigguyyooo January 16, 2021
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