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Brown torpedo

When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.
When you have a cold you will most likely experience more than one brown torpedo
by Skubasteve4312 November 2, 2011
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Brown Ninja

Someone who sneaks into a residence in which the dweller lives by themself, then deficates in their toilet leaving no visable toilet paper and then does not flush.
Jessie got home to her apartment after a long day at work. She stepped into the bathroom to take a shower when she spotted the foreign monster in the toilet bowl... she knew then the brown ninja had struck again.
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brown middle school

a school located in texas that teachers don’t teach and gives our students spoiled milk . the students are decent but they’re messy no cap .
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brown helmet

When someone spreads their butt cheeks and places their asshole directly on a sleeping persons face and farts and/ or shits.
Jimmy's sleeping, quick shit on his face!
Oh, you mean a brown helmet!
by Stalin37 March 20, 2005
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brown alert

when someone has to take a major shit
oh god, look out brown alert comin through.
by danny and mason February 16, 2004
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brown snarf

When your spraying hot diarrhea in someones mouth and they laugh, causing it to come out of their nose.
Dude, whats up with your mom? She keeps begging me to give her a brown snarf.
by TZ January 20, 2006
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