Grenade Blowjob 

When a fat ugly chick gives you a blow job.

It's like eating a whole pineapple without peeling it.

Yeah, it feels horrible.

Example 1: "Man yesterday I got so fucking drunk I got a Grenade Blowjob, now ma junk hurts..."

Example 2: "If my friends ever found out I got a Grenade Blowjob, they wouldn't talk to me anymore. LOL"

Grenade Blowjob by lololscotty91lolol May 7, 2011

blowjob lips

A girl's lips during and after a blowjob - usually wet, salty and a bit sticky due to the mix of cum and saliva.

I kissed her on the lips after she gave me a blowjob...her blowjob lips tasted nasty!

blowjob lips by mannie101 October 3, 2008

Gumball Blowjob 

When a girl gives you a blow job while chewing gum and then proceeds to blow a bubble around your dick.

I love Gumball Blowjobs!

Gumball Blowjob by Mr. Sicko July 31, 2011

Blowjob Goal 

When a player scores a goal in an online game of NHL while their player is standing inside the blue area of the goalie's crease, which provides a close enough distance between the player and the goalie for one to give the other a blowjob. This goal is usually scored by faggots who can't get legitimate goals, and who usually have names like VanillaMilkChug or Skoolz.

Williston666: This faggot kid scored another blowjob goal on me. Can I get some decent gameplay one time? I'm going to play Forza 3 from now on.

Announcer: OH WHAT A SHOT...... SCORES!!!!!!!!!

Blowjob Goal by Dickie Moore July 22, 2010

dirty blowjob 

sucking by a woman of her partner's penis just withdrawn from her vagina without cleaning it.

Dirty blowjob is really disgusting.

dirty blowjob by uttam maharjan September 10, 2010

blowjob 

The single most pleasurable act that can be bestowed upon a man. Techinically speaking, it is the act of fellatio. Involves stroking of the shaft of the penis with one or, if your man is big, two hands. The penis is inserted into the mouth of the woman by the woman. The woman should include but limit their techniques to: deep throating, humming and/or moaning, swirling of the tounge, sucking and/or licking. If given in place of sexual intercourse, the main goal is ejaculation by the man. If done instead as foreplay, ejaculation may or may not occur. If and when the man does begin to ejaculate; if it occurs in the mouth of the woman, the man generally prefers that the woman swallows it. However, the woman can "spit". If ejaculation occurs outside of the mouth of the woman, she should lick it off of the man, as it will drive him mad.

After many pleaing attempts, Jason finally talked Jess into more than a handjob. She gave him a great blowjob, and she has been sucking off every guy that asks ever since then.

Jess sucked off the entire football team after the big win. Over seventy guys!

blowjob by BlowJobEfficianato December 31, 2006

Blowjob 

This is when i put my boyfriend's cock in my mouth and suck it while eye contacting him and jerking off using my hands until he fills my mouth with his white love juice (cum😘) so that i can swallow it till the last drop of it.

I was giving blowjob to sanjay while he was busy playing with my big milky breast.

Blowjob by Girl with big smelly ass June 23, 2018