blonde moment

when someone smart does something dumb

sorry i ran over your cat i was having a blonde moment

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Sideways Blender

noun, the sexual pleasure enjoyed by a man sticking his penis inside the cut out center of a woman's belly button.

She ended up dying from loss of blood after taking a sideways blender.

by Steve Mobeve November 11, 2004

blonde minge

blonde minge is a blonde pussy.

I have blonde pubes -- I wonder if any female cadets have blonde minge!

by USAF Cadet September 11, 2021

blond-ho

Derogatory slang-term usually used by men whilst drinking in bars, but could be used in any conversation between men or dyke lesbians, referencing a trashy-looking, low-rent sort of woman with blonde hair. Possibly more used in the South than other parts of the U.S.

'Sure as hell would like to tap that blond-ho at the end of the bar, she looks like a swallower.

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

blonde moment

that's stereotypical blonde:

blonde moment: Rachel just told me I dont need to marry to a Blonde to get a blonde baby~ all babies are blonde~ is that true???

by kiddomk November 17, 2010

Sewage blond

A blond dirtier than dirty blond. So dirty blond its SEWAGE blond.
A blond that barely blond and almost kind of brunette.

Friend 1:Hey I've got some dark brunette hair

Friend 2:yeah I've got dirty blond.

*Friend 1 examines friend 2's hair*

Friend 1:hell no dude that's like sewage blond!!

by jakeyoh mylord ya April 4, 2010

TRUE NON BLOND

Any female who has dyed her hair blond with the expectation of getting the same attentiion and perks as a natural or 'true' blond.

Luke: Wow, is that Jules, I though she was a brunett?
Shannon: Yep, she decided she would get more action as a blond.
Luke: Dude, she's just another TNB now!
Shannon: What?
Luke: Yeah another true non blond

by brent logero September 30, 2008