All bark no bite

A small little Albanian man who offers everyone out for a fight but never actually goes through with it. Also likes to start wars with women taller than him.

That Mondi has all bark no bite!

by Jackkbeaton January 29, 2025

Caribbean Crab Bite

when you use a lobster claw to pinch open ones ass hole

I’m can’t get it in there, can you Caribbean Crab Bite it? -James T. Baio

by Linden&James December 5, 2024

betsy bite

Eating food in one whole bite. A reference to the fat ginger betsy.

“Did you see Stanley’s betsy bite? He ate a whole flapjack in one bite!”

by Hawhe February 27, 2024

don’t let the bed bugs bite

Don’t piss the bed

Good night! Don’t let the bed bugs bite

by LouLana August 31, 2022

IKEA Bite

Wounds attained from assembling IKEA furniture. Typically the ones that have metal rods and such that need to bend so the screws line up.

I have an IKEA bite on my hand from a particularly nasty Lillåsen that I assembled while moving into a college apartment.

by Shepherd Guy August 22, 2022

Butterfly Bites

A term for numerous, very small cuts you get all over your hands from flipping a balisong knife. Similar to paper-cuts, The term refers to the type of knife (butterfly) and the bladed side of the knife (the "bite" edge).

*reaches for a drink*
Person 1: "Ow! frick!"
Person 2: "What? you okay?!"
Person 1: "Yeah, just butterfly bites."
Person 2: "Hahah. I told you to use the unsharpened one."

by Excalibur25 April 10, 2010

Alpaca Bites

Two Monroe piercings right beside each other.

Like the spider bite, but on the top lip.

"Have you ever seen anyone with Alpaca bites?" -Pat
"Yeah, those are kind of like spider bites, right?" -EhmihLee
"Yeah, just on the top lip." -Pat

by Mizkitkat November 4, 2012