Toothpaste beater

A toothpaste beater is one who masturbates using toothpaste instead of just dry beating or lotion beating.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.

Guy 1: did you see how clean John's foreskin is? Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely a toothpaste beater.

by A certain short guy May 6, 2025

Mud Beater

Beating your shit covered dick

Stevie gave mark a gnarly mud beater

by onlysmokefire420 June 21, 2025

throw you a beaten

When some one says I am going to throw you a beaten they mean they are going to whip your ass.

If you hit me again I am going to throw you a beaten.

by Jodygirl December 14, 2007

anything not belted will fly

something that coach ferrick keeps screaming at people when they dont listen. Basically means put your freaking seat belt on

"ANYTHING NOT BELTED WILL FLY!!!"

by CSAT March 26, 2017

sticky dick beaters

someones hands

Get your sticky dick beaters off of me!

by buttmunn May 8, 2017

Kaasgeelheid de beste kaas baas in de straat

Kaasgeelheid is just the best cheese boss in the street.

Kaasgeelheid de beste kaas baas in de straat man! Niet te geloven hoe baas die kaas is in de straat!
(Kaasgeelheid is the best cheese boss in the street, man! Unbelievable how boss that cheese is in the street!)

by kaasgeelheid September 28, 2017

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020