off-comm

going dark, ending communication, or going private with the conversation

Giff, let's finish our lunch plans off-comm...I had a dream last night that 3 guys from the 80's were chasing me looking for their boombox...I'm afraid they might be listening now

by bpbpbpbp May 05, 2008

tool off

to move somewhere

Billy: Liz tooled off to London
Arthur: And she tooled back. I saw her this morning!

by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004

Dance it off

In the same way that you would "walk it off" if you injured yourself, when something embarrassing happens you cover by doing a small dance.

Did the whole restaurant just see you drop a glass? Dance it off.

by The Awkward Pirate May 04, 2010

Raped off

When you get ripped off so badly that its almost like they took you in the back alley and raped the shit outta you.

I think I just payed 3 times the retail price for latex pants, I got so raped off.

by Barooglafan November 27, 2009

pooping off

Jacking off whilst pooping.

Trent: Mom, don't interrupt me while I'm pooping off
Trent's mom: Sorry son
Trent's Dad: hurry up, I wanna poop off too
Trent: Wait your turn

by Yung Pizza March 26, 2014

off the hizzy

Cool, hip, pleasantly surprising, awesome

Did you go to Sean's party with fireworks, strippers, and tigers on chains?! It was OFF THE HIZZYYYYYYY!

by dumbgenius4lyfe November 20, 2009

wang off

When two male competitors attempt to prove they have a bigger penis and testicles than the other. This is done by dipping the aforementioned area in a full pint then removing the genitalia from the pint. The two pints are then compared to see whose is the fullest. The person with the fullest pint loses the wang off, this is of course displacement in its most beautiful form.

Two blokes at a club/pub/party called "Mr. Ratty" and "Mr. Badger" decide to challenge each other to a wang off over a row about a girl. The winner claims his prize.

by faisel April 25, 2006