Baller Status

Speccing the way you need to spec to make you viable in a raid and to reach ingame content and not be an effing nub.

Dood, I just joined up with this guild and all the members are baller status.

by Death and Taxes March 8, 2008

Ballerina

The unfortunate act of accidentally slipping your finger through the toilet paper whilst wiping one's ass, turning the finger into a ballerina, and the paper into a rusty tutu.

Dude, I just ballerina'd in the toilet...

by THE GLC CREW November 22, 2011

Bakers Dolphin

A travel agency that provides coach trips.

I just went to Bakers' Dolphin.

by HiTmAN December 27, 2003

Bakery Fresh

A man fucks a jelly filled donut and then a girl gives him a blow job to get the jelly off.

Ya, i gave him a bakery fresh last night, it got really messy!

by assphobia September 23, 2010

Baker's Daughter

Offspring of a dozen and a baker's dozen. In formulaic terms, it is 12 (a dozen) times 13 (a baker's dozen) which equals 156.

Salesman: "How many bagels do you?"
Customer: "Well, there's a lot of people, I better buy a baker's daughter"
Salesman: "We don't have that many bagels, sir"
Customer: "Well, shit."

by Baker's daughter's daddy January 1, 2012

Baker's Gross Daughter

A baker's daughter, minus a gross. ie: a regular dozen. Formulaically: 12 (a dozen) times 13 (a baker's dozen) minus a gross (144) = 12 (a baker's gross daughter).

Salesman: "How many bagels do you want?"
Customer: "A baker's daughter"
Salesman: "We don't have that many sir"
Customer: "Oh, ok, make it a baker's gross daughter"
Salesman: "Coming right up!"

by Baker's daughter's daddy January 1, 2012

Balked

Balked- trying to hook up with someone and all you get is a long night of strictly cuddling.

Example Larry was trying to hook up with that girl the other weekend but he was balked because he has no game.

by papacreegs February 8, 2013