Bagel Boi

Noice lookin bagel 🥯 🔥

That bagel boi is looking toasted today (toasty)

by Skfndkfidnfkdiwkflsijsfk January 17, 2019

Bagel

A bagel: butthole bread

You're such a bagel 🙄

by Elzzbelzz March 28, 2020

bagel

plain donut, only good if it has stuff on it

person #1: what r u eating ???
person #2: bagel
person #1: bro thats kinda offensive take that back before i steal your kneecaps

by dummyb April 20, 2020

Bader

getting so high that your body starts twitching uncontrollably.

Cody: holy shit! did that guy just punch that girl in the face?
Ashton: yeah he did, WAIT hes having a bader moment!
Nick: wait I balled up with that kid! hes having another bader moment??

by itsjasonlol October 1, 2020

Bader

Bader is one of the amazing person you will ever meet, Bader is a sweet caring loving guy.
Bader likes to joke around and he is the best to be around. Bader is a gentleman

Bader is loyal and loving
Bader loves cuddling

A Bader would never want to hurt you and will always make you feel loved.

You would want to fall in love with Bader.

Wow he is amazing, must be a Bader

by Aurora lover November 24, 2021

Bagel Mom

1. Someone who is ready to commit and settle down into housewife and mother duties

2. Someone who is committed to the ups and downs, and is fully aware of the well even worse days.
3. Someone who is over their party phase or wants to skip their party phase to work on more productive things like raising a family

Maya is such a bagel mom. All she does is plan everything and be in bed before 8 PM.

by The LettiLady November 26, 2022

meat bagel

(noun) A person's anus.

(adjective) Having the appearance of an anus.

"That skanks' meat bagel sure was blown out."

"Wow, that guys' mouth totally resembles a meat bagel!"

by Blapplecakes May 6, 2010