astronut

A gay loser that has absolutely no friends and gets off by playing DDR every waking moment. Boy what a piece of shit...

Siples: Hey there, wanna play some DDR or maybe i can just suck you off.
Me: No thanks i'm not an astronut.

by Nate Naval May 2, 2005

Aston

Aston - Used in replacement for 'CUNT'

That guy's a complete Aston
Translates to ' That guy's a complete Cunt'

by silveroxide October 13, 2016

no asterisks

No underlying message, no hidden meaning, no concealed information, no ulterior motive.

Joanne finally got around talking to Zach seriously, no asterisks.

by make me dance August 24, 2005

astrodome

A penis that's wider than it is long; a chode.

Because a chode is kinda shaped like the Houston Astrodome or any similar-looking stadium.

Even though I can't fit it into her ass or pussy, my girl really loves to suck on my Astrodome.

by Mark H September 17, 2004

astro nut

a nut in space worth of the gods

People in space like to do astro nut

by kdeh April 18, 2017

Hello, Astronaut

A really cool myspace band that enjoys talking to their fans and making music. www.myspace.com/helloastronaut
sounds like nevershoutnever and heyhihello (if you ask mex)
with two members listed on their myspace. Heysus(often called jesus.) and Jordan.

"Who's in the band Hello, Astronaut?"

"Jordan Palmer and Jesus."

by roflcopter:] August 19, 2009

Astrid

a name , yea that's it

A:yo Astrid whats up
B:nothing much

by BBBBLEhhhh April 9, 2020