Did I ask

A response suitable for multiple occasions, usually when the person who said it is annoyed.

Many consider using this as either annoying and immature or a good comeback.
Tread cautiously when using this as a reply.

- Dave: Dude, I can’t believe you don’t like Marvel. Who doesn’t?
- Leo: Did I ask?
- Miranda: Dang, roasted!
- Dave: Bro, I was just asking. Jeez.

by CitrusCat July 13, 2022

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What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient?

Don’t make any rash decisions

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash

by Buechel July 23, 2022

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Did i ask?

When someone in the group chat (or in general) says something no one asked about in the conversation.

Bill Cosby Group Chat

John:yo tim, you wont believe it something crazy happened at the mall today!

Tim:what happened?

John:I saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today harrassing a woman!

Tim:YOOO THATS SICK!! Did you take any pictures?

Bob:yo what happened?

John:I Just saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today!

Bob:Who?

John:What do you mean who? This entire group chat is about bill cosby!

Bob: ASKED!!! Hahaha, haha, haaa...

Tim:Did i ask?

Bob:what?

Tim:For you to stay in this group chat?

Bob was kicked from the group chat.

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

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'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!

Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

by Thisistotallyreal June 6, 2022

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