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Digitally Amish

People who refuse to upgrade their mobile devices, won't participate on social media, and miss out on cultural trends and events because of their devout belief that technology and digital media are terrible.
My brother is coming over to watch a movie at my house because his TV is from 2007, he can only get Netflix by streaming it through his old Playstation 3, and he won't buy a Roku because he's digitally Amish.

I can't text my mom because she's digitally Amish and just has a flip-phone for emergencies.

He didn't read Trump's tweet because he's digitally Amish and missed it.
by PunkRockHR December 5, 2019
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Dirty Aishah

When you're fucking a girl in the car and she wants to be double penetrated so she puts the gear shift in her ass while you fuck her. And then there's shit all over the gear shift. Also she's stupid.
Guy 1: Aw dude, what the fuck is on your gear shift?
Guy 2: Oh I had a dirty aishah last night.
Guy 1: Makes sense
by the real jason statham September 6, 2021
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carter amish

A group of people that wear Amish clothes and use horses but also respect other people’s believes and let’s others join in their services. They say grace before lunch to piss off the teachers and are fucking

Awesome, everyone loves them.
See him he’s a Carter Amish man
by Carteramishman October 7, 2021
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Sity aisha

Sity aisha .smile even though it's hurt,and also she keep people around her happy even though she not...she like to listen to sad song or broken song even though she is not broken..she have broken family but still smile,she love English subject and also she live eating chocolate
by Depression anxiety November 23, 2021
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Does Alisha Howard love Josh Jenkins

Alisha Howard is so in love with Joshua Jenkins. She can't wait to spend the rest of her life with him. He is funny, smart, sexy and a perfect match for her.....He loves loving up on her!!!!! To the crayons
by A loves J January 11, 2023
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Neo-Amish

An alternative term for the paranoid, conspiracy loving, Christian Ultraconservatives. Also, serves as a dogwhistle for those seeking purity and other Neo-Nazi adjacent propaganda.
This guy, Chuck, I know is Neo-Amish. He homeschools his 6 kids and doesn’t allow them contact outside their “community”. He has a cellphone, but not his wife or kids. They don’t own a television and live in the middle of nowhere with 4 other (unrelated) families. The whole set up feels like a safe place for; pedophiles, child brides, and sexual abuse.
by unskilled sleeper July 18, 2023
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