You don't even know

When explaining something, but it would make no sense to anyone else that hears it. So at the end of the story you add YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

"We were so high we licked the floor, like.... you don't even know."

by Runnin' This shit. April 24, 2005

don't get a big dick

Keep yourself under control. Chill the fuck out. Stop acting like a douche.

Kids...."can we have movie theater popcorn"
Dad...."how much is it"
kids....."two for five dollars"
dad..."ahh I guess"
kids..."yaaaayyyy yaaayy"
dad..."calm down, calm down!!....don't get a big dick!!!!"
Tourettes Guy

by mrwhitefolkspimpsnsuch December 8, 2013

black men don't cheat

The factual understanding amongst most intellectual people that that those of black ethnicity do not cheat on their partners. The only thing they may do is slip up from time to time. Cheating is a phenomenon unique only to the other races of the world and black women .

"Did you know Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce?"
"He couldn't have because black men don't cheat, he only slipped up"

by aguzejr December 30, 2017

You Don't Tell Me

To dismiss someone else's statement that either corrects, or nullifies your previous statement.

"I'm not sure we're going the right way."
"Hey! You don't tell me!"

by Zias Noxid April 6, 2009

don't tase me, bro

From the iconic video of the student question-asker being TASERed, the phrase has come to be synonomous to "lay off, man." It is a minor exclamation of unreasonableness.

"I'm pissed that you missed that goal today."
"Don't tase me, bro."

by Cool Hand Duke November 26, 2007

don't drink the kool-aid

Comes from a religious mass suicide from poisoned kool-aid. When people are going to a meeting of a controversial group, they are sometimes warned not to drink the kool-aid

Oh, you're becoming a scientologist? That's ok, just don't drink the kool-aid.

by bob. November 23, 2004

I don't give a shit

The act of not caring about something.

-Derp: Hey, can you go clean up th--
-Herp: I don't give a shit.*Flies away*

by M364 November 3, 2013