Poon

'Poon' is an abbreviated form of 'poontang', which is a Ilokano word which translates as 'whore-fuck'. This is in contrast to just a regular fuck, where whore-fuck means that there is some guaranteed action that will happen, so that prospective client will not just be throwing away their cash. This term often refers to the smell from 10 other guys dicks having been in it already.

Blunt said that he was going to get some poon tonight. But no, now we are instead staying up and then driving to Delaware to a frisbee tournament.

by Sick-Puppy September 20, 2016

poon

wanked out term for vagina

u get any poon last night bro?

by atomicrecords June 15, 2024

Poon Toon

A playful term used to describe someone who is behaving in a silly, stupid, idiotic, or dumb manner that doesn't make sense to anyone else.

"What the fuck are you talking about you poon toon?"

by Vanillra September 15, 2020

Poon Wagon

A Poon Wagon is the same as a Train. The only difference is that a Poon Wagon is a number of females and only one male.

"Yo son I got poon wagoned last night"

by Martinez53 October 24, 2008

re-poon

1)A bitch that has a poon that became a dick, but then became a poon again.

2)A girl who has re-pooned. Or a guy that is re-pooning.

Does that re-poon Alex lick poon or dick?

Yu sucked poon, even before he was re-pooning.

by mizuz poon December 15, 2008

Muddy Poon

Anything covered in mud that stank.

Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.

by BRatedMovieZombie November 24, 2020

bubble poon

The unfortunate occurrence when a woman stores fat in her vaginal region. This leaves a fat curtain no man wants or needs in front of her poon.

See -GUNT

The bubble poon on that woman needed a cart.

by packers12 August 13, 2014