Panda Enemy

People who break or destroy headbands. If you break someone's headband pandas will never love you.

Girl #1: Oh my god! Nick broke my favorite headband.
Girl #2: He is most definitely a Panda Enemy now.

by pandashateyou October 16, 2010

Milking the Panda

When a woman grasps both a black dick and a white dick in a single hand and proceeds to stroke them together at once.

Yo, Jenny is up to milking the panda, you in with me bro?

by PandaMilker December 7, 2017

red pandas

red pandas are a type of panda. They are very cute animals with very kind hearts. They are loveable and very sweet!

Girl: I love red pandas!
Boy: what’s is a red panda
Girl: a cute panda

by Red Panda Lover February 15, 2021

Kung Fu Panda 4

Hey XXXXXX. just went to Kung Fu panda 4 with the wife

Kung Fu Panda 4 - a sexual act you perform while watching a DreamWorks film where you have to channel her inner "Chi"

by oh_hayhay March 9, 2024

Panda

An short Vietnamese female that generally wears black's, white's and grey's. Matting call is usually "merp". To scare of predators they will generally say, "I will set you on fire."

Boy: Hey Panda!
Panda: Merpppp.

by giraffeocti May 18, 2010

creamy panda

That one creamy panda from care bears or something.

You know?! That on creamy panda from care bears or something.

by MrBofa November 1, 2023

Panda

1. (Noun) A slang term for law enforcement officer/s. In reference to the infamous "Black and White" marked vehicles of the LAPD. A relatively obscure term that started in the West Coast that spread Southeast, towards the gulf coast states. Still used infrequently and sporadically in places like H-Town, The D, Atlanta, and even reports of its usage as far East as Miami and as far North in Chiraq.

2. (Noun) A white BMW X6 with full black tinted windows; looks like a "Panda". As referenced in Desiigner's song of the same name.

1. Karl: "Ay, lookin for some bud."
Sean: "Got you fam, have some primo loud right here."
(Sees police cruiser creep up the street)
Karl: "Yo, Panda"
Sean: "Shit nigga, I was finna pull out a whole zip. 'Preciate it."

2. "Damn, that Panda is fire. Wonder how much he paid for those tints?"

"I got broads in Atlanta
Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Goin' out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers" - Desiigner

by Kush Coma October 18, 2016