Chest Monster

Weighing in at a whopping 235 pounds or more, and benching at least 275 pounds.Often characterized by massive pecs and an even larger ego. All around the best kind of guy one could ever meet!

Jacob: You see that guy over there?
Sean: You mean the one benching 275 over there?
Jacob:Yeah, that guy is a total Chest Monster,just look at those Pecs!
Sean: I know what you mean, I hope i can be as strong as him one day!

by GoldRush72 May 17, 2010

rack monster

A woman with exceedingly large breasts.

Anna Nicole Smith will always be my favorite Playboy rack monster.

by Mark Firestone December 30, 2008

Smoke Monster

A plot mechanism designed to disguise the fact that the writer hasn't closed a plot hole. Often used in lame TV shows that make their money from convincing the audience that they have some deep meaning when in fact they are making it up as they go along.

Lostie, Season 2: I bet the smoke monster is some deep metaphysical representation of the life force that is harnessed on the island!
Lostie, Season 7: Wait, they've all been dead this entire season???

by Betrayed Lostie June 6, 2011

Monster Truck

To get wasted and break stuff/people/pets in Grave Digger fashion.

Bob : Lamp :: Monster truck : Ford Festiva

by Bob1/2 March 1, 2009

sea monster

A singular or group party of ugly dyke bitches. Which at first glance, you believe they came out from under a rock from the bottom depths of the ocean.

I transferred into a new oceanography class, and I immediately regret my decision, because all the bitches are a bunch of sea monsters.

by jHOWz January 9, 2006

Grudge Monster

Any of the now-familiar creepy ghosts in Japanese horror/thriller films. Aka ghost children, women with long black hair, crawly people on a ceiling, and crawly people coming out of television sets.

So named after the various forms of ghost as seen in The Grudge.

I'm too scared to go get your stuff out of the closet alone, because a Grudge Monster might get me!

by Lola Binkerd February 7, 2008

Monster cock

A penis that measures anywhere from a foot long to over two feet in some cases. Must have a concealed carry permit in case it goes off in a crowded public place. Mostly owned by low income blacks, or blacks of any social class, but sometimes a white guy at an office will have one and consider himself the biggest prick in the building, and usually it's true in more ways than one, a high suicide rate is common in an office like this.

Somebody said Bob really does have a monster cock after he stood at the next urinal. I always thought he was just like all the other guys, bragging, now I really am gonna take that pill cocktail I've been saving.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016