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Jiggle Job

a masturbation technique used by overweight men. it involves placing ones erect penis upward under a fat fold and then shaking ones hips and shoulders in order to create enough friction to ejaculate onto ones own stomach fold. extremely offensive to observe or mentally picture.
1) you so fat, u able to give yoself a jiggle job!
2) hank was at work the other day, and i swear he gave himself a jiggle job cause he had this wet mark around his belly button
by whitediddy January 8, 2009
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Bonnet Job

The art of pleasuring a man using hands, whilst utilizing the bonnet of a car as a support for the man, without being caught by the owner. See also Auto-Erotica.
"Did you see Emma give that bonnet job earlier?" "I heard Tom got an amazing bonnet job" "There's an arse print on that Corsa, reckon someone's had a bonnet job?"
by Beef Horse April 4, 2015
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Job Blocking

When a dude interups another guy while that guy is speaking to a lady about his line of work by topping his job.
Guy: So I'm an investor on Wall Street.
Lady:Oh, how interesting.
Dude: Well I'm a Chicago city Firefighter.
Lady: Wow, a firefighter! Oh I bet you save lives and everything!
Guy: Yo man. Stop the Job Blocking!
by Rick Da' Lingquist October 7, 2009
mugGet the Job Blockingmug.

Lacto-job

It is sort of like a blowjob for girls tits, sucking, licking and blowing her nipples to give her a wild sensation.
after catalina gave me a blow job i gave her a lacto-job!
by Rasta666 May 18, 2008
mugGet the Lacto-jobmug.

Pocket Job

When a female puts her hands in a males pocket and pleasures him. (best in sweatpants)
Jimmy went outside to get a pocket job from Meghan.
by Droppin Gs in my Pants December 19, 2011
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Bro-Job

Bro-Job
When two heterosexual males suck each other off for fun
Brandon and Uri were bored, so they gave each other a Bro-job to pass the time.
by TroyBoy666 October 6, 2019
mugGet the Bro-Jobmug.

Sob Job

The act of receiving a blowjob while the person sucking thy dick is crying.
We were fighting all night and in an attempt to make it better, she gave me a sob job.
by Karatherealbitch May 15, 2013
mugGet the Sob Jobmug.

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