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Jacks Dad

When your son slips in the shower and instead of helping him you teabag him instead.
My son slipped in the shower and shouted me to help, i saw he wasn't hurt so i Jacks Dadded him instead.
by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021
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Dad's mom

Your grandmother of your paternal side.
Person 1: "Who else has red hair in your family 2?"
Person 2: "My dad's mom"
by yayyyyy me! March 15, 2021
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Darcy's Dad

Austrlian slag for Dads leaveing at young
Legit he left 10 years ago to get milk
Wow Your Dad Really Went Darcy's Dad on you
by bruh1290834 May 27, 2021
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Chernet’s dad

Chernet’s dad lives in Cleveland, Ohio. He drops the soap on purpose and goes to Ohio university. Only thing ever heard outside of Ohio was him begging for help in a TikTok but since than, that TikTok has been deleted.
Person 1: Did you hear about Chernet’s dad?
Person 2: He doesn’t exist. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
by chernetslonglostfakedad December 2, 2022
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casio dad

a band classic j (j mcclendon) has been working on in 2015 before forming the glass beach band

color bars are beaming through the blacks of your eyes and in the hum of electricity my heart will hear a melody, we've been here before in some distant memory, i don't want to wake up from this dream
person a: my second favourite band, casio dad, sounds a lot like my favourite one, glass beach...
person b: thats because they're made by the same people! the lead singer classic j worked on it before glass beach
person a: really?!? no way!
by billyxjeromeinfinitytrain January 4, 2023
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E-dad

Someone online (whether a streamer or a friend) who is considered to be a father figure, the individual is usually a male.
"I like texting my E-dad, they make me feel loved."
by imaginemuffins January 4, 2023
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Jacob’s Dad

A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.

Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.

He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
“I’d probably have to go Jacob’s Dad since he’s the most naked”
by MantleLikesKids January 4, 2023
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