Swamp Donkey

A large northern pike lurking in the depths of Canadian fishing waters

I caught a huge swamp donkey trolling in Schmidt Lake.

by Jonny Norther May 27, 2019

canal donkey

A large fish of the carp variety; grass carp, bullhead carp: which over populate freshwater habitats.
A dirty bottom feeding fish other than a catfish.

A dude who swims in canals

Damn, I was tryna catch a big ol' catfish. but snagged up a canal donkey instead.

Jim always swimming in dem canals, he be a canal donkey.

by eed-tera August 5, 2019

milk donkey

When a girl milks her nipples while lactating. into their partners butthole

Last night, Jennifer did the milk donkey on me and now I can't stop squirting milk out of my ass

by Peyton mark taylor December 26, 2017

okie donkey

what auto correct corrects “okie dokie” to

person 1. “hey i’ll be home in a little okay??”
person 2. “okie donkey!”
person 2. “i meant okie DOKIE. damn do i hate auto correct”

by wow i h8 my life April 22, 2018

Donkey's Wife

From the film Shrek, 'Donkey's Wife' is a phrase for when you poop and your butthole feels like fire. A reference to Donkey's Wife who is a dragon.

"My butthole feels like Donkey's Wife."

by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017

Cone Donkey

An undesirable bisexual woman whose emotional and relationship baggage and raging anger make her impossible to have any relationship with, let alone a triadbut who insists she is a rare desirable unicorn whose rarity makes her in charge of all relationships. A donkey with a traffic cone on her head pretending to be a Unicorn.

Burcu thought she was a Unicorn, but she's SUCH a Cone Donkey!

by maplefrost November 1, 2017

donkey blind

When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.

Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.

Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind

by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018