Chris-Chaning

A verb that means to have unconsentual relations with one's senile old mother. Originates from when Christine Weston Chandler had unconsentual relations with his senile 80 year old mother.

"Why did Jeff go prison?"
"He was caught Chris-Chaning."
"Holy shit, that boy ain't right"

by CheeseWhizInMyScrotum July 31, 2021

Crazy Chris

Somebody that will fuck you up for running your mouth. A kid who gets back at anyone that ever fucked with him or disrespected him in life.

Don’t trust him if you have ever wronged him and he did not react because it’s a fact that he will get even for it no matter what. It could be a day, week, month, or 30 years later.

He is someone that strikes without warning and puts another notch on his belt.

Chris is crazy because stupid people do stupid shit. Be nice or beware of this person.

Crazy Chris bit a hole in somebody’s face and spit the skin in an ashtray. He got sick of outdated food being sold at the store because he knew people weren’t doing a good job so he brought back some moldy buns after filling the bag with dog shit. Crazy Chris is Legend

by TwiztedSnowman September 26, 2022

Chris Wilson

Chris Wilson is the leader of the Yourhighnessgaming Twitch stream and community, he is an absolute tank 6'4 ultrachad who has swarms of supermodels constantly at his door. He is a master of every form of Hand-To-Hand combat and a charming, handsome, charismatic, kind guy who everybody with a single braincell loves.

"Chris Wilson is so handsome!"
"I wish Chris Wilson would read me a bedtime story"
"Chris Wilson is the reason I'm happy!

by AlphaZeroSeven November 29, 2022

Chris Olivered

When you never wear a condom and you keep getting fat married women pregnant.

Daniel kept having sex with Rachel until she be got pregnant. She got Chris olivered

by Kskdhdbnss March 8, 2022

Chris Rock

That guy that got bitch slapped at the Oscars by Will Smith

Will Smith: "KEEP MY WIFE's NAME OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH"
Chris Rock: "It was a G.I. Jane joke..."

by Bree_luv March 31, 2022

chris DINOSAUR

P: Dinoaurrrr grrrrrrrr
C: ( SLAMS TABLE)

Chris Dinosaur is a very bad darius and lost to a 1st time darius (kam.14)

by CUMMY GUY March 12, 2021

Chris Brown

A exceedingly talented man with a messed up childhood who often comes across as a abuser. A person whose side of the story is never heard. And also a great example of why people are remembered only for their mistakes and not for the other marvellous things they've done or their talent. Basically treated like $hit.

Why are people so rude to him? He was just a young boy when he did that...

Yea guess what? His life got Chris Brown'd

by OlafIsmySpiritanimal November 23, 2021