The act of placing the erect male member between a suitably large pair of female mamories followed by the repeated backward and forward movement thereof until orgasm reached.
by London dawg May 13, 2005
Get the Cuban Wankmug. Masturbating in a car by yourself
Becs - You'll never guess what seen on the bus today?
John - What??
Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!
John - Was he alone?
Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!
John - Jeeze Becs!!!
John - What??
Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!
John - Was he alone?
Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!
John - Jeeze Becs!!!
by henryhill1223 January 20, 2012
Get the Car Wankmug. A slang word for Adelaide Strikers, “oh thats proper wank”
Definition 1. Jake Weatherald, Alex Carey, Phil Salt, Travis Head, Rashid Khan, Matt Short
Definition 1. Jake Weatherald, Alex Carey, Phil Salt, Travis Head, Rashid Khan, Matt Short
by NAUGHTY NONCE February 1, 2020
Get the Proper Wankmug. Its meaning derrives from a bag used to store cum or a whore for same purpose.
1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...
2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum
(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)
1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...
2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum
(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)
Barry: Mrs Stewart is a massive wank-satchel, i hope she dies!
or
Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"
or
Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!
or
Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!
or
Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...
or
Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"
or
Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!
or
Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!
or
Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...
by Prof Wank-Satchel and Doc Mans June 4, 2010
Get the Wank-Satchelmug. by Intense Arm-wanker August 3, 2013
Get the wank armmug. the ability to strategise periods of masturbation between activities to achieve maximum pleasure and wanking time while maintaining secrecy and subduing suspicion
strategic wanking. i planned to do it in the gaps between archery, fishing, swimming, breakfast, lunch, and dinner' 'sweet, i have to try it tomorrow. my family is coming over
by D0ubl3T96 June 19, 2011
Get the strategic wankingmug. John and ciaran where lying on the bed and stephanie came in drunk and sat between them. She tells them to pull their trousers down then starts masterbating both at the same time. Aka ski wank
by John David Thompson September 12, 2013
Get the ski wankmug.