yearbook wanker

A person who jacks off while looking at an image of someone from a yearbook.

"Oi cunt, you fucking yearbook wanker"
"What can I say, she's hot"

by DudeP3 October 2, 2019

Phone Book Wanker

A waster who calls random numbers from the phone book, usually late at night, for their own amusement.

Very different from a briefcase wanker or buswanker but remarkably bawbagish.

-phone rings late at night and is answered by person who is not a phone book wanker-
silence!
"...Who are you and why are you calling me?"
"eeehhrmm.... who ur you??"
"Not telling you!"
"well yer a wanker then!"

Both parties are aware who the real wanker is, but only one is enough of a wanker to actually state that the person receiving the call is a wanker.
Said wanker - the phone book wanker - will then get bored and either do what wankers do best or go back to his (probably sticky) phonebook to find another hapless victim.

by Plains, Trains & Automobiles April 25, 2011

wanker

See trypnotic.

You are such a fuckin' wanker. You ain't the shizzle bi0tch.

by w00dz January 24, 2003

wankerer

someone who has been accused of wankering.

beagle stop making fun of pawan you wankerer.

by MAN_WITHOUT_PANTS May 13, 2005

wanker

Jerk, jerk off. Masturbate(r).

Man, that was a good wank.
He's such a wanker.
More so used in U.K. English, than in U.S English.

by Eric Gene Price May 30, 2006

Wanged

Cockblocked, especially by a person named Wanger.

We were talking to these two chicks at the bar when Ben came up and Wanged us.

by bedaze12 July 20, 2010

wanker for life

A person who just sits and masturbates all day until he is drained from all his milk

guy: here mate have you seen him?
other guy:yer,he's a wanker for life

by ijustthinkofrandomwords March 20, 2014